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February 18, 2006

Six "Dead" In Cartoon Violence

The Rockall Times tackles cartoon violence using the mainstay of that upright organ : satire.

Egypt

In Cairo today, four Muslim protestors were squashed when a huge lump of iron in the form of a trapezoidal solid, bearing the legend "50 Tons", inexplicably fell out of the sky. A crane was employed in order to free the pair, who — although apparently otherwise unhurt — ended up as one-eighth of their original thickness but thirteen times their original width and height. Relatives later restored them to their natural shapes by inflating them with bicycle pumps.

Posted by daen at February 18, 2006 03:55 AM