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October 14, 2005
His Noodly Appendage
The Kansas School Board recently decided to teach so-called intelligent design alongside evolution. Bobby Henderson argued, convincingly, that if intelligent design was to be taught, then time for other creation theories should be allocated. Specifically, the theory that the Universe was created by the Floating Spaghetti Monster.
Henderson also expressed concern at the correlation between the decreasing number of pirates and the increase in global average temperature.
Interestingly, he got two supportive replies from some of the sane members of the KSB - and unwittingly started a cult the likes of which has never been seen before. The First Church of the FSM has spread like wildfire among right thinking citizens of planet Earth. Cups, bumper stickers and T-shirts can be purchased, the better to further His word. There's even a game to show how He touches us with His Noodly Appendage ...
RAmen.
Posted by daen at October 14, 2005 12:48 AM