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September 20, 2005

Baker Tony's Pizza

Baker Tony baked a pizza
very round and thin
He said he added olives
but he never put them in

The stuff that he had grated
and sprinkled on to please
was only yellow sawdust
although he called it cheese
the rich tomato topping
was nothing more than dye
so Baker Tony’s pizza made all the children cry

Angela Martin, aged 57

Posted by daen at September 20, 2005 05:05 PM