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April 25, 2004
The War Office
Somebody would like a word with you ...
Fellow Americans, Friends
We bid you a hearty welcome to our site and hope that you will find information and resources befitting the state of our great nation. Do not feel intimidated by the vast library of knowledge presented to you; we have made it easily accessible and fun (and no, you will not be monitored by the FBI or the CIA).
As the leader of the world we have to set an example for those not so fortunate to reside within our borders. America has, and always will be the chaperone of justice and liberty to other peoples, and I am the custodian of these good principles. Presently we are a nation at war, as we have been for most of the 20th century. That is what makes us special. Not that we make war, but that we care.
I therefore urge you, dear visitor, to allow us the chance to guide you to a better understanding of who we are, but more importantly, of who this extraodinary nation of Americans are. We hope that a greater power will protect you in these turbulent times and wish you all the best for 2004.
G.W.B.
(Visit The Rockall Times for a similar British-themed objective viewpoint ...)
Posted by daen at April 25, 2004 10:40 PM