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July 04, 2003
Which one are you?
The Canonical List of Flame Warriors
I swear I've encountered all of these types, and been half of them myself ...
The illustrations (by Mike Reed) are hilarious, too ...
Compost has few weapons at his disposal and must resort to expletives and gross vulgarities to amplify his rhetorical thrusts. His tactical approach can occasionally rout Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against other Warriors. Combatants know when he has spent the fury of his attack when he suggests that his opponent's mother is a professional sexual services provider (although he will put it in different terms). Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly eject him from the forum.
Posted by daen at July 4, 2003 02:28 PM